Give Me Anime
March 5, 2008 – 9:40 am |
Membership Price: $2.97 For 2 Days Access, $29.97 For 30 Days Access, and $59.97 For 90 Days AccessOverall Score: 60/100 Content Quality 4/10 Site Design 3/10 Navigation 8/10 Updates Score 9/10 Content Amount 10/10 Price vs Content 8/10 Unique Content 10/15 Video Downloads 0/5 Other Score 12/20 |
Give Me Anime Review : Ah, hentai. It’s one of the most celebrated porn niches in the industry, and yet it’s mostly delegated to second-rate sex schlock. The unrealistic action, super-size mammary glands, and saturated market are too evident to overlook. However, for those dedicated to anime porn, more is always better with regard to oversized tits and extreme cock action in Japanese cartoons. In that case, let Give Me Anime give you more anime porn at your disposal!
Quick, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind in the utterance of the word ‘hentai’? Is it inanimate tentacles giving out extreme sexual delight to tight pussies? How about exciting and titillating cock-to-cunt penetration for more than a half-hour? All of those things rings true, but can somebody explain the nauseating and banal site design and layout. Granted, it’s simple and functional in nature at the same time. But c’mon, would a pale blue background cut it? Not to mention, the video collection devoid of any descriptions that would at least give breadth to the movies? The design reeks of pure laziness, something that a beginner blogger would have on his blog site.
If the design is bad, wait ‘til getting a load of their videos. Okay, it’s not about the videos per se, but about the variety options (or lack thereof) of playing them. The movies are only available in one format (WMV). Although this could be solved by downloading a WMV player, for those without one, the site could have at least a courtesy to provide members will better options of viewing them. However, the worst thing about the video content is the unavailability of users to download the movies by part. In other words, members can only download videos in their entirety, each of which is at least more than 70 megs! That would take at least more than four hours for a below-average Internet connection, which is simply unacceptable. In other words, the lack of options to download and view the movies is excruciatingly frustrating that it’s like having a spiked tentacle constantly ramming up your closed ass.
The action is, well, I couldn’t really say, as the download time has yet to reach halfway after downloading it for more than an hour. As mentioned, there’s no description to give users an idea of what the video is all about. Needless to say, an evaluation of the video cannot be pursued because of the site’s shortcomings.
In a nutshell, it’s hard to describe Give Me Anime without saving the words ‘frustrating,’ ‘annoying,’ and ‘fuck this sucks!’ Despite the breadth of anime selection, the hokey site design and worthless download options make this site a no-no, unless you want to get raped by a sex god of the underground and his ripping 20-inch dick inside your puny ass.
Videos:
Love Lesson, Midnight Panther, Mystery Of Nonomura Hospital, Masquerade, Mogitate Marina Chan, Meiking, Marin Chan, New Chikan Rail, Nurse Me, Milk Junkies, MoonLight Lady, Midnight Sleazy Train, Orchid Emblem, Ogenki Clinic, Office Affairs, Private Sessions, Panchira Teacher, and more!